For the indigenous in all of us

For all those times you are running through the jungle to get to a dinner party at Amanda Lepore's house on time...

Cement Canoe-way

Engineering student Ken Kitamura, 19, drowned in the Yodogawa River in Osaka, Japan, in August. He and several colleagues had constructed a prototype canoe made of concrete, and Kitamura was the first to try it out. [Mainichi Daily News, 8-17-09]

Now this is just disappointing. Aren't Asains smarter than this? I mean is there no organized crime in Japan or what...what are the Yakuza up to? Mafia 101 tells you that when you want a man to sleep with the fishes you tie cement to his legs. Have we been overestimating their nimbleness and mental prowess for all these years? Pfff...what a joke.
Secondly, I know Hondas are really realiable so maybe the Japanese have never heard of crash test dummies...but they should really consider drown test dummies for their cement lovin experiments.

Lastly, unless the academic community is Japan is so competive that another student tied Ken (real name kenishawitamo) to the Canoe...why the hell would the first person to try the cement boat out be a non-swimmer?

Octopus

It seems that this summer was an unfortunate time for many of the celebutards that frequented the beach. Over-used and under-appreciated vagines across exclusive tropical resorts decided to take advantage of the bouyoncy of the water and plotted their escape to float away from under their owners noses. For the first time ever, a scuba diver caught a picture of one of these escapee vagines. It should not be surprising that after a life of constantly accommodating the old "in out in out" these vagines are now homes for octopus.



Photo by - Roger Steene

To the only two people reading this right now

I started a blog today but when the screen to write appeared...I realized I have nothing to say yet....not even an uninformed opinion.