It occurred to me today what I did not know the last name of Queen Elizabeth. Then, I started to realize that I don't know that last name of any of the members of the English royal family. Prince Charles...Prince William...Fergie Ferg. So...I did some research and came up with the following.
1. Who the fuck needs a last name when you can end your introduction as Queen of England or Prince of Wales.
2. The Royal Family did not have an official last name at all until 1917 when George V officially adopted "Windsor"
There are a lot more details to all this but the bottom line is that they just use the name of the house they belong to.
In a related story...conspiracy theorist David Icke has long said that the Royal Family (in fact all the ruling elite of the world) was part of a lineage of reptilian humanoids that has been controlling the world since 5000bc. The lineage originally started in the Middle East and slowly moved to Rome, then Britain and lastly the Americas. So...let's make a connection...the royal family never has a last name...the gecko from the Geico commercial and any other reptile I know for that matter never had last name. SO....David Icke isn't crazy after all...right?
In a relevant but perhaps not so related story...the Phoenicians (Icke says this is right about where the Middle East alien baby making started) as far back as 1103BC sailed and settle in England to mine tin...hence the name Britain...which means this evolved mixed alien race could have exported their reptile blood to the whites at that time when making sexy time with the locals who in turn also become evolved and eventually took over the world...muhahahah (pinkie in the corner of mouth.)
Just saying...
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